Babies are interesting in China. They roam the streets free because there is so little human crime in the country. They're friendly, fascinated with foreigners, and usually quite happy and playful.
But the most interesting thing about babies in China is that they have a hole in their pants. Why is this interesting? Because this hole in their pants is for them to shit through onto whatever lies beneath. Whether it be a toilet, a garbage can, or even a crowded city street, babies will poo out of this hole.
China is awesome.